I have two words for the Disney channel: EFF YOU. Go die would work too. I hate the Disney channel so much. Everything that comes from that place is either mediocre or pure failure. Hannah Montana: sings generic pop music written by adults. Can sing ok, but not amazing. Back in my old town, I was talking to some of my gymnastics friends, and this was how the conversation went. "Blah blah blah Hannah Montana's new album, Nikki what do you think?" "I don't like Hannah Montana..." "WHAT HOW CAN YOU NOT LIKE HANNAH MONTANA?" Is it so wrong for me not to like generic pop music? I'm sorry, but compared to the amazing popstar you see her to be, she sucks.
All of the Disney channel shows suck. Bad actors, bad plots, bad everything. The Disney channel is popular, they should be able to afford decent actors. I can't stand their shows for more than five minutes, they're terrible! Have you noticed how the Disney channel only has commercials about themselves? That's because they don't want kids to realize that some shows are actually good.
Why would Disney switch from classics like Bambi, Aristocats, and Beauty and the Beast to The Suite Life of Zac and Cody? Compare them. Compared to any decent show or movie, the Suite Life makes me want to throw up. But Bambi? Part of me dies every time I flip past the Disney channel.
It's not really important that the Disney channel's terrible, but I just can't stand how those shows are the modern Bugs Bunny. Bugs Bunny pwns, by the way. I don't care what 10 year olds think, That's So Raven will never be as good as Bugs Bunny.
